gandalf875:

unexplained-events:

Bear Paw Armor Cuprum Arm Guard, Indo Persian Islamic Empire Dynasty
 

Fantasy ain’t got nothing on history.

gandalf875:

unexplained-events:

Bear Paw Armor Cuprum Arm Guard, Indo Persian Islamic Empire Dynasty

 

Fantasy ain’t got nothing on history.

man I feel so weird and not a good weird I think I had too much beer

it was only maybe a quarter of a pint it was barely anything and it was just to be polite, I mean since they invited me to dinner it would be rude especially to chinese to decline a drink, but I can already feel my body reacting negatively like fuck my veins feel like they are dissolving and my mind feels like shit im just so fucking sad all of a sudden so stupidly sad…

im drinking water but now i just feel sick and useless why cant i stop feelin i hate feelings feelings are fucking STUPID why wont they go away…

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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outofcontextdnd:

GM: “You can’t interrogate someone you don’t share a language with.”

Enforcer: “Everyone speaks ‘I-want-to-keep-my-toes.’”